Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Phyllis Diller, R.I.P.

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.

The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms.
They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?

Monica Lewinsky. She’s outta the news but she’s still around.
She went to the cleaners the other day, 
took a dress in and said, “I’d like my dress cleaned.”
He’s hard of hearing and says, “Come again?”
She said, “No, it’s orange juice.”

Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.

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