Sunday, September 30, 2012

Steven Wright Quotes

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

I drink a lot of coffee before I go to sleep and then I can dream fast.

I have a hobby. I have the world's largest collection of sea shells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen some of it.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

I went to a general store, but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

It doesn't matter what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.

Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Sunday, September 23, 2012

Saturday, September 22, 2012

Raymond Chandler

"I like smooth shiny girls, hardboiled and loaded with sin."

Friday, September 21, 2012

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

David Byrne & St Vincent - Who

One of the coolest men in music just got cooler with this stylish collaboration with St Vincent, directed by Martin de Thurah.

Thursday, September 13, 2012

Jon Contino

Much respect for Brooklyn-based designer/typographer Jon Contino.

"As many hours as I can stay awake is as many that I'll work."

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Monday, September 10, 2012

Young Bill & Hilary Clinton

Groovy, circa 1975

Metronomy - Hypnose

Simple but effective music video made by Dan Has Potential.

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Andre 3000

"Sad, but one day our kids will have to visit museums to see what a lady looks like.
So if you find one, I beg of you, hold her tight. Yes, if you spot one, good sir,
treat her right."

Monday, September 3, 2012

Sunday, September 2, 2012