Monday, December 10, 2012
Thursday, November 8, 2012
Tuesday, November 6, 2012
Monday, November 5, 2012
Sunday, November 4, 2012
Leave
We love the place we hate,
then hate the place we love,
We leave the place we love,
then spend a lifetime trying to regain it
Thursday, November 1, 2012
Wednesday, October 31, 2012
Tuesday, October 30, 2012
Friday, October 19, 2012
Sunday, September 30, 2012
Steven Wright Quotes
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
I drink a lot of coffee before I go to sleep and then I can dream fast.
I have a hobby. I have the world's largest collection of sea shells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen some of it.
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
I went to a general store, but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
It doesn't matter what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
Tuesday, September 25, 2012
Sunday, September 23, 2012
Saturday, September 22, 2012
Friday, September 21, 2012
Tuesday, September 18, 2012
David Byrne & St Vincent - Who
One of the coolest men in music just got cooler with this stylish collaboration with St Vincent, directed by Martin de Thurah.
Thursday, September 13, 2012
Jon Contino
Much respect for Brooklyn-based designer/typographer Jon Contino.
"As many hours as I can stay awake is as many that I'll work."
Wednesday, September 12, 2012
Monday, September 10, 2012
Tuesday, September 4, 2012
Andre 3000
"Sad, but one day our kids will have to visit museums to see what a lady looks like.
So if you find one, I beg of you, hold her tight. Yes, if you spot one, good sir,
treat her right."
Monday, September 3, 2012
Sunday, September 2, 2012
Wednesday, August 29, 2012
The Power of Music
Silly Old Spice video that turns interactive at the end, featuring the Flame Sax.
Tuesday, August 28, 2012
Dr. Seuss Quotes
Being crazy isn't enough.
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.
He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.
If things start happening, don't worry, don't stew,
just go right along and you'll start happening too.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living.
ASAP. Whatever that means. It must mean, 'Act swiftly awesome pacyderm!'
Why fit in when you were born to stand out?
If you never did you should. These things are fun and fun is good.
The writer who breeds more words than he needs, is making a chore for the reader who reads.
Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.
Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.
Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot,
nothing is going to get better. It's not.
In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!
We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours,
we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.
You’ll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut.
Monday, August 27, 2012
Sunday, August 26, 2012
René Georges Hermann-Paul
Hermann-Paul (1864-1940) was a Parisian illustrator known for his satirization of French politics and society.
His woodcuts, seen here, display a bold approach to line and shadow.
Saturday, August 25, 2012
LOL Boys - Changes (Shlohmo Remix)
Great song, and the video has everything I look for: Black and white cinematography, beautiful figures and scenery, and slow motion to a crawl.
Download available below.
Wednesday, August 22, 2012
Tuesday, August 21, 2012
Phyllis Diller, R.I.P.
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.
The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public.
There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms.
They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
Monica Lewinsky. She’s outta the news but she’s still around.
She went to the cleaners the other day,
took a dress in and said, “I’d like my dress cleaned.”
He’s hard of hearing and says, “Come again?”
took a dress in and said, “I’d like my dress cleaned.”
He’s hard of hearing and says, “Come again?”
She said, “No, it’s orange juice.”
Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.
Sunday, August 19, 2012
Friday, August 17, 2012
Tuesday, August 14, 2012
Sunday, August 12, 2012
Friday, August 10, 2012
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