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Her other cats are named Rape and Fire.

Texting While Walking

An Education by NYTimes.

Walk off the Earth - Somebody That I Used to Know

Tough Mudder

Tough Mudder events are hardcore 10-12 mile obstacle courses designed by British Special Forces to test your all around strength, stamina, mental grit, and camaraderie. With the most innovative courses, half a million inspiring participants, and more than $2 million dollars raised for the Wounded Warrior Project, Tough Mudder is the premier adventure challenge series in the world.

Best of luck to JS3 in this year's event, wish I was there to join in!

John Updike - A & P

In walks these three girls in nothing but bathing suits. I'm in the third check-out slot, with my back to the door, so I don't see them until they're over by the bread. The one that caught my eye first was the one in the plaid green two-piece. She was a chunky kid, with a good tan and a sweet broad soft-looking can with those two crescents of white just under it, where the sun never seems to hit, at the top of the backs of her legs. I stood there with my hand on a box of HiHo crackers trying to remember if I rang it up or not. I ring it up again and the customer starts giving me hell. She's one of these cash-register-watchers, a witch about fifty with rouge on her cheekbones and no eyebrows, and I knowit made her day to trip me up. She'd been watching cash registers forty years and probably never seen a mistake before. 

Taxi Driver by Michel Gondry

Fantastic reinvention by the mind that brought you Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind.

The War on Christmas

LCD Soundsystem - Dance Yourself Clean

Talk to Your Kids About Art School

If art is your drug of choice, you'll appreciate these wonderful print ads from Team Detroit for the College for Creative Studies. Each parodies the kind of overwrought, family-in-crisis anti-drug PSAs that we're all so familiar with. The spoofs work so well, of course, because many parents do see art as an unhealthy choice, an addiction liable to lead their offspring to nothing but starvation and despair.

Virgin Kisses

So Good. Click here for more cherry-popping fun, including this interaction:

WOMAN: [On seesaw] I'm scared! [Cut to walking in a field] I think that you should take a shower first, and then I'll take a shower. Then I'll put on my lingerie. Then I'll come into the room.

MAN: And I'll have a surprise waiting for you!

WOMAN: But I'll have a surprise waiting for you and we'll have our robes on and we'll slowly take our robes off and then do foreplay and [Woman makes grunting sounds on the seesaw] then have sex! [Back on seesaw] Ow, it hurts!

[Cut to CREEPY DAD, POSSIBLY UNCLE chuckling]